Thursday, January 31, 1991
My fiancée’s brother came over today to collect the money I owed him from the bet I lost to him. I predicted that the Buffalo Bills would defeat the New York Giants by a field goal in Super Bowl XXV. I don’t like my fiancée, but I really like her brother.
But I want to write about something more important than that. An article that appears in today’s Washington Post is reporting that Republican lawmakers are praising Pres. George H.W. Bush’s State of the Union address “for its emphasis on events in the Persian Gulf.” Still, a lot of Republicans still have their doubts about Bush because he went along with the Democrats last year and agreed to raise taxes in spite of his famous “read my lips” comment at the 1988 Republican Convention.
No conservative likes a tax hike, but they’re overreacting if they fear this will hurt him in November 1992. With just a year and nine months to go, it’s not too early to predict that Bush will easily win a second term. Can the Democrats even find anyone who could come close to beating Bush? Seriously, who are they going to pick, the governor of Arkansas? I don’t think so.
Operation Desert Storm is going so well and this makes Bush look very heroic. He’ll even look more heroic when our troops march into Baghdad and overthrow Sodomy Hussein. I hear that Iraqi troops are either running from our troops or surrendering at the sight of them. I have a great idea for a bumper sticker. On it will be an American flag and the words, “These colors don’t run.” Remember, if anyone steals this idea, you read about it here first.
On top of this, the economy is improving. The Associated Press is reporting that the “chief economic forecasting gauge inched up 0.1 percent in December, its first gain in six months.” The Washington Post is reporting that “optimism over the progress of war in the Persian Gulf and hopes that the recession will end soon catapulted blue-chip stocks” and that “the Dow Jones industrial average closed up 50.50 points, or 1.9 percent, to 2713.12, its highest level since Aug. 15.” So, get ready for a second Bush term.
But Bush needs to take action to decrease unemployment. He’s busy now, but early next year, maybe he and some American business executives could go over to Japan and try to sell them on American imports. Now that’s a trip that would go over extremely well.